Archive for November 10th, 2010

Debugging Joke Competition

Wednesday, November 10th, 2010

As the Year of Dump Analysis 0×7DA (2010) comes closer to the end and the DeBugging decade starts 0×7DB (2011) soon we organize Debugging Joke Competition with the results announced on the 1st of January, 2011 (if Internet works). Please send your jokes using this contact form:

http://www.dumpanalysis.org/contact

Winners get signed (by Dr. DebugLove) copies of Dr. Debugalov book and the forthcoming full color coffee table book Spikes, Hangs, Crashes, Leaks and Dumps of Imagination: The Art of the Debugging Art.

- Dmitry Vostokov @ DumpAnalysis.org + TraceAnalysis.org -

Posted in Announcements, Competitions and Awards, Crash Dump Analysis, Debugging, Debugging Jokes, Fun with Crash Dumps, Fun with Debugging | 1 Comment »

Debugging Jokes (Part 1)

Wednesday, November 10th, 2010

Just came up with this one for a starter:

Q. Why is the execution of this program so stable? A. Because there is a breakpoint at every instruction.

For those from countries in the past socialist camp like Soviet Union it might appear bugtated from a joke I heard from one Moscow State University mathematics professor when I was a student:

“Q. Why is the Communist Party course always straight? A. Because there is an inflection at every point.”

- Dmitry Vostokov @ DumpAnalysis.org + TraceAnalysis.org -

Posted in Assembly Language, Bugtations, Crash Dump Analysis, Debugging, Debugging Jokes, Fun with Crash Dumps, Fun with Debugging | No Comments »

Metaphysical Society of Ireland

Wednesday, November 10th, 2010

In order to promote memory dump worldview and associated philosophy of memoidealism we have founded a society with a mission to teach memory dump analysis to everyone.

Dmitry Vostokov
Director of Studies

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Posted in Announcements, Education and Research, General Memory Analysis, Hermeneutics of Memory Dumps and Traces, Intelligent Memory Movement, Memoidealism, Memory Religion (Memorianity), Metaphysical Society of Ireland, Metaphysics of Memory Worldview, Philosophy, Theology | No Comments »

Morality and Memorianity

Wednesday, November 10th, 2010

Memorianity provides a foundation for moral conduct, individual and social character development because it is based on a revelation that everything is saved. The theistic variation of this memory religion has also an organic and harmonious notion of Memory Deity. May you be memorized.

Dmitry Vostokov
Memoriarch

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Posted in Epistles from Memoriarch, Ethics, Memoidealism, Memory Religion (Memorianity), Philosophy | No Comments »