Debugging Jokes (Part 1)
Just came up with this one for a starter:
Q. Why is the execution of this program so stable? A. Because there is a breakpoint at every instruction.
For those from countries in the past socialist camp like Soviet Union it might appear bugtated from a joke I heard from one Moscow State University mathematics professor when I was a student:
“Q. Why is the Communist Party course always straight? A. Because there is an inflection at every point.”
- Dmitry Vostokov @ DumpAnalysis.org + TraceAnalysis.org -