Crash “must be distinguished from” hang “with which it is often confounded.”
Sydney Smith, A Memoir of the Reverend Sydney Smith by his daughter, Lady Holland, with a Selection from his Letters
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“It is better to offer no” fix “than a” wrong “one.”
George Washington, Letter to Harriet Washington
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“To achieve great” fixes “we must” debug “as though we were never going to” stop.
Luc de Clapiers, marquis de Vauvenargues, Reflexions and Maximes
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I found the book How to Avoid Huge Ships: And Other Implausibly Titled Books
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A pointer “tends to corrupt, and” a direct pointer “corrupts” directly.
John Emerich Edward Dalberg-Acton, 1st Baron Acton, Lord Acton’s dictum
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I’m pleased to announce that OpenTask has submitted the book Dumps, Bugs and Debugging Forensics: The Adventures of Dr. Debugalov for printing and here is the link to TOC:
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“Breaking the” Bug: Debugging “as a Natural Phenomenon”
Daniel Clement Dennett, Breaking the Spell: Religion as a Natural Phenomenon
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“Diamonds are forever but bugs are an error.”
Narasimha Vedala, Dumps, Bugs and Debugging Forensics: The Adventures of Dr. Debugalov
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Easy to remember 67th bugtation: 6 days and 7 nights and especially
“Seven” debugging “nights.”
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“The” computer “is the only place where” a crash “comes before” hang.
Anonymous American Saying
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“… the” debugger “(my almighty” application ”) …”
Thomas Jefferson, TO JAMES MONROE, Paris Mar. 18. 1785
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“Avoid” crashes and hangs, “but do not seek” total stability “- nothing so expensive as” total stability.
Sydney Smith, A Memoir of the Reverend Sydney Smith by his daughter, Lady Holland, with a Selection from his Letters
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“How can you say my” computation “is not a success?” Has it “not for more than sixty” days “got enough to” process “and escaped being” crashed?
Logan Pearsall Smith, Last Words
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“To” debug “is to” code “twice.”
Joseph Joubert, Pensées
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“Impatient” engineers “always” debug “too late.”
Jean Gwenaël Dutourd, Le Fond et la Forme, essai alphabétique sur la morale et sur le style
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This is an example of an almost totally bugtated quotation:
Blue Color “of” Crash.
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“One of the pleasures of reading old” memory dumps “is the knowledge that they need no answer.”
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“Nothing would be more tiresome than” coding “and” debugging “if” evolution “had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity.”
Voltaire, Dialogues philosophiques
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Computation “is a succession of” steps. “To” compute “each one is to succeed.”
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This is an example of a complex bugtation:
Bugteriology is the study of bugteria. “It comprises the identification, classification and characterization of” bugterial “species.” Bugteria “are identified by their properties, for example their looks, what” memory dumps “they can” appear in “or not” appear in, “what” bugs “they require for growth, what” effects “they produce, etc. To study morphology, that is the” phenotype “of” bugteria, “a” debugger “is used.”
Virtual Museum of Bacteria, Bacteriology: the study of bacteria
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